If I ask my dog “Where’s your baby?” he’ll find her and they’ll cuddle
Georgia’s perfect too, she’s just a perfect nutter.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson: Body Appriciation
Oh I’m sorry, were you going to finish that full beer?
Redditor OB1FBM went to one of the largest Magic: The Gathering tournaments in history and surfaced with these hilarious, yet somehow profound ass crack portraits. Looks like someone summoned Creature - The Friendzoned.
All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do (x)
*burns every art material*
everyone can go home, this wins everything
This is fucking terrifying
you know what’s cool
when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell in ‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes’, 1953.
"Je joue les suicidaires sur le quai du métro à minuit dix. Je marche au bord les yeux fermés en écoutant de la musique triste en espérant qu’on vienne me sauver.
Mais le quai est désert.”