friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
I can actually sense a dog in my future.
Tenth Doctor + Wearing Bow Ties (and pulling them off)
every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam.
Give that kid a medal.
This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far