"I wrote a song about you. It’s called ‘Bitch in a Uniform’."
lmao those dogs are making fun of that dumbass baby bc it cant walk
In case you’re in need of motivation, have some from the Doctor.
You can do it!
This one goes out to our interns.
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
Alright, here’s something funny. These boys in my hall went outside in their undies to take some photos in the snow. Funny, right? They’re trying to get attention and it’s hilarious. Us ladies choose to do the same, we are wearing more clothing, and are doing the exact same poses. We are wearing as much clothing as is acceptable at the pool or the beach, at the gym, etc.
There is a serious double standard here— us girls have gotten responses like:
"What’s the point of being half naked?"
"*ahem* sluts *ahem*"
"What’s wrong with you females?"
Or worse, what my mother said. Her initial shock was apparently because she thought I was in my underwear, but when I told her I was in a swimsuit, she was suddenly happy I was having fun in college.
The idea here is that we are doing the same thing. When arguing this point with one of my hallmates, he said “But men’s bodies aren’t built the same, you don’t see girls getting pumped up over a topless guy, but how many guys do you think are gonna get all crazy over a topless girl?” Seriously? Really? Women don’t need to dress in order to avoid a reaction from men. You’re mad because you can’t control yourself? Men can pose in their undies in the snow without an issue because women aren’t going to go wild over it? Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.
The double standards are killin’ me.
"Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours." Is literally one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard. Thank you.
Is it sad that the main reason I get excited about the christmas season is because I get to break out the wilf gifs again?
its the only good christmas memory we have as whovians.
except for the fact that in this episode 10 ends up regenerating and the Master dies
i mean yes
yes it is
Shake what your momma gave you for your eighth birthday.
“DON’T YOU TOUCH MY BAB..oh..oh thank you kind sir”
hahahaha I love him!
Let’s file this under “I don’t know what the fuck this is but I like it.”
First Look: ‘Godzilla' | USA Today
Trailer hits tomorrow. Cranston looks a bit Walter White-y in that shot, which I guess makes Aaron Taylor-Johnson Jesse.